Salsa and Whales

Mmmmm it's salsa time. I'd initially intended to make a roasted peach, poblano, pineapple salsa but it's not so much peach time. So, decided to forgo the peach and sweet corn and went with just roasted poblano and pineapple.

There isn't much better than a really good salsa. It wasn't too hot. It wasn't too bland. It came out just right.

Got fitted for a tux today. Did not make an appointment. Also, the mall was really busy. I know now why I stay at home. I just can't stand being around so many people. Did find some more work pants and a shirt, though, so it wasn't a total bust.

We went to the grocery store tonight and got fixings for smoothies for breakfast. We were making our way to the yogurt when my wife tugged on my arm to get my attention. I looked at her and she nodded her head to the side. There was a young lady wearing a see-through lace shirt bent over to grab something from the cold case. Lo and behold, there's a triangular colored something on her lower back as her shirt rides up. We chuckle and continue walking closer to get our yogurt. However, she bends over further and her shirt exposes not a "whale tail" as it is sometimes called... but a tramp stamp. A butterfly to be exact.

After some hushed conversation in the cat food aisle and awkward run ins with our mystery girl we made our way to the car and headed home. During the ride we came to the conclusion that that tattoo must be multipurpose for the aforementioned reasons (tramp stamp/whale tail combo). But why? It took me a minute to conjure some logic for it, but it came to me: it saves on undergarment cost. If you have a tattoo that looks like a thong, you don't have to wear any. If only all life's problems were so easily answered.